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Shiny new publishing resources journal!
So you've written something freaking awesome. You've edited a million times (and if you haven't, turn around and go do that. Right now). You think you maybe want to take the leap and try publishing something. But you have no idea where to start.
Well, this new publishing resources journal is a good place to look.
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Daily Literature Deviations for October 19th, 2010
Daily Lit Deviations for October 19th, 2010
We are proud to feature today's Daily Literature Deviations!
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There's Blood on the Sheets by BlueMeadow193
The strange complexity of this poem stuffs
a puffer fish down the throats of the readers
and beckons them to decipher it's meaning in a
limited amount of time. Alternative beauty it
should be called, enticing its audience with perfect word choices.
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The Ladies of Lit: Volume III
Welcome to volume three of my ongoing Literature news series, The Ladies of Lit!
The premise here is simple. Below you will find an assortment of Literature features from a selection of female deviants here on DeviantART, all of them suggested by you. In this article, you will also find a variety of other things of interest, including:
:bulletgreen: This article’s deviant spotlight: featuring the wonderful BeccaJS. She has offered to answer a few questions as well, to tell us a bit about what inspires her writing and which piece in particular she favors.
:bulletgreen: Additional information about our upcoming events, including a special critique Q and A session in our official TheLadiesofLit chatroom. And we also have a selection of other interesting Literature news links to share with you.
:bulletgreen: Our “meet our contributors” section. Be sure to
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An Audience with Margaret Atwood


The Transcript of the event can be found here

One of Canada's best-known writers, Margaret Atwood is an internationally famous novelist, poet, and critic.

Throughout her writing career, Margaret Atwood has received numerous awards and honourary degrees. She is the author of more than thirty-five volumes of poetry, children's literature, fiction, and non-fiction and is perhaps best known for her novels, which include  The Edible Woman (1970),  The Handmaid's Tale (1983),  The Robber Bride (1994),  Alias Grace (1996), and The Blind Assassin, which won the prestigious Booker Prize in 2000.
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Deviants are thankful for... (Part 2 of 2)
The Thanksgiving Note Project is over for another year, but with the project comes a whole lot of good vibes, so here's what some of your fellow deviants were thankful for. In case you missed part 1, it can be found here.
Anonymously and in no particular order...
I'm thankful for having a man who loves me for who I am, for having parents who care about me, for having a place to live while other people are out on the streets, not knowing what might happen with them the next minute.
I'm grateful because I can see, I can feel, I can use my hands, I can walk, I can smell the flowers, I can hear the birds singing every morning.
In short, I'm thankful for being alive!
So many things to be thankful for :D Let's see...
I'm thankful for the clothes on my back, the roof over my head, the food on the table, and the cat on my bed. (The rhyme was partially intended :
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Deviants are thankful for... (Part 1 of 2)
The Thanksgiving Note Project is over for another year, but with the project comes a whole lot of good vibes, so here's what some of your fellow deviants were thankful for.
Anonymously and in no particular order...
I'm thankful for my friends, for all of whom I would sacrifice anything. They're always there for me, and they keep me going through the worst of times and they make the best of times better.
I'm thankful for my body. I was lucky enough to be born with everything where it should be, and with the right number of everything. =P
I'm thankful for my sport; it keeps me out and exercising and has brought me a few good friends.
I'm thankful for deviantART. Honestly, without this place I would never have given artistic hobbies a second thought. Now I have experience in a few creative fields and they serve as amazing outlets for my emotions and stress.
I'm thankful for my family. My parents and I have our disag
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Phew!  That took a long time, guys!  Sorry about that!

It's taken me a gagillion* months to personally thank everybody who watched me or faved "Free Will, or Decisiveness" after that last DD.  I'm finally done!  And if you didn't get a "thank you" from me--I'm sorry!  You must've gotten lost in the ether!  THANK YOU!  

I'll tell you what, though, it's pretty insane.  I got stopped from posting comments every 50-or-so comments because it flagged me as a spammer for 24 hours.  Crazy!

Anyway, there's nothing new going on.  I, uh, graduated from university, but all that really means is that I'm jobless, bored and in need of a consistent social life.  Oh well, I'll figure it out.  I want to do more writing (hell, I have the time), but deadlines have always been my biggest motivating force.  And that's gone.  

I've also taken to whining a shit-ton on Facebook and in life.  I don't like not being busy.  I went from 160 to 0 mph over a weekend and the dust has only begun to settle.  The crappy job market doesn't help either.  Blerg.  :(  

Okay.  So.  I do think I have things for you in the backlog.  I hadn't posted them because I was so worried about finishing my senior writing capstone project that I forgot.  I'll get them up!

In the meantime, I have a blog!  And it's something DIFFERENT!  It's a cooking blog!  A few friends and I want to learn how to cook (or just better our skills) and I wanted to write about it, so voila, The Giddy Gourmands were born!… do most of the writing, so you if you like my chatty style, there's that.  We also have a Twitter account (@GiddyGourmands), so you can follow us there!  Also, guess who whipped out her Bamboo tablet and made our masthead?  (Them good ole drawing days!)  Also, I think we're doing cupcakes this week, so that's always fun!

Finally, for our short story class, my group and I had to do a short story (duh!) in the form of a comic (huh?).  Guess who was the artist?  I'll have those pages soon, as we're doing some edits to the text right now.  It's pretty graphic, as it's about these dogs that rob a bank (with guns).  



*may be an inaccurate figure.


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Elise P.
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
I'm girl who's gone through 4 years of university only to have been awarded a degree in creative writing. What good is that, you ask? Well, I'm asking the same question. In the meantime, I write some weird things that may or may not be good. You also may or may not like them. I know I often may or may not like them as well. But have at it! Peruse, ignore, comment, don't comment--it's all up to you! Either way, I'm glad to have you here. Whoever you are.


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AliceinWonderland123 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
not a problem; I love your stuff. ♥
Empnezz Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hell-is-a-56 Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
Wow. My wishes won't be expressed as elaborately as :icondrerica: 's, but a happy birthday to you nonetheless!
Empnezz Featured By Owner May 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
There's only room for one crazy mural. xD <3 But lucky for you, I happen to love normal birthday wishes just as much as flashy murals!! :hug:
Drerika Featured By Owner May 13, 2011  Student General Artist

:iconcaekplz: :iconbummyballoonplz:yay cakies!:iconbummyballoonplz::iconcaekplz:
Empnezz Featured By Owner May 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE SEEN IN MY 22 YEARS OF LIFE. Thank you for making it happen. <3
Drerika Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Student General Artist
glad u like it!!!!:woohoo:
Hell-is-a-56 Featured By Owner May 14, 2011

Hell, it's not even addressed to me and I feel like Ishould thank you for this!
Drerika Featured By Owner May 14, 2011  Student General Artist
well i did my best so i think its not too childish (maybe)...
anyway ur welcome:D
(it was hard to do it:phew:)
Hell-is-a-56 Featured By Owner May 14, 2011
I bet it was! Well done!
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